Health News: Contest: You Might Be Primal If…

The Prize:

12 PRIMAL KITCHEN™ Chocolate Hazelnut Bars: The PRIMAL KITCHEN™ Chocolate Hazelnut Bar is the coveted mixture of chocolate and hazelnut all of us keep in mind and love, and it’s guilt-free besides. Dietary bonus: it’s full of helpful wholesome fat, 15 grams of protein and low in carbs and sugar (solely three grams). To craft the proper high-protein, low-sugar bar, we've toasted our hazelnuts for candy fragrant taste and crisp, crunchy texture, and paired them with unsweetened chocolate.

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12 PRIMAL KITCHEN™ Coconut Cashew Bars: What do you get in a PRIMAL KITCHEN™ Coconut Cashew Bar? Monounsaturated fat for coronary heart well being, prebiotic fiber for digestive well being, plus antioxidants, minerals and 15 grams of protein from grass-fed collagen. That's extra collagen than a cup of bone broth! Cashews, almonds and pumpkin seeds satiate with a nutty crunch, whereas coconut imbues our bars with a creamy, candy taste.

The Contest (an Oldie however a Goodie):

When you had been alive within the mid-1990’s, it's possible you'll keep in mind comic Jeff Foxworthy’s empire of “You is likely to be a redneck if…” humor. At the moment I’m in search of “You is likely to be Primal if…” jokes. Suppose one up and depart it within the remark board.

Examples:

You is likely to be Primal in the event you’ve been banned out of your native grocery retailer for repeatedly violating the “No shirt, no footwear, no service” coverage.
You is likely to be Primal in the event you’ve by no means used an elevator. Ever.
You is likely to be Primal in the event you favor your apple with worms.
You is likely to be Primal in the event you by chance broke your neighbor’s second story window with a kettlebell.
You is likely to be Primal if each butcher in America can acknowledge you on the spot.
You is likely to be Primal in the event you measure mates, kin, and youngsters not by the mettle of their character, however by how far you might throw them.
You is likely to be Primal in the event you’ve began to make use of Tabata intervals for dish washing, purchasing, shaving, and courting.
You is likely to be Primal in the event you make visitors take off their footwear earlier than leaving the home.
You is likely to be Primal in the event you measure time by the variety of cows you’ve consumed since an occasion occurred… “When did we take that journey to Portland?” “Oh, that was about three cows in the past.”

Eligibility:

Anybody on the earth can enter, although this prize might solely be accessible to U.S. contestants. Within the case of a world winner, substitute prizes of equal worth will likely be shipped.

The Contest Finish Time:

Midnight PST, tonight!

How the Winner Will Be Decided:

I’ll decide a handful of my favorites and let all of you resolve the winner via a reader ballot.

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